this is just stupid. led lightshow for your wheels... ok, maybe if you are 8 years old. 
even if you commute by bike, what the fuck are you doing drinking coffee while you ride a bicycle, seriously... wtf
an umbrella, really. what a fucking pussy, get a fucking raincoat bitch. this is a joke. try riding into the wind on a stormy day with that fucking sail attached to your shit. stupid, period. 
last, but certainly not least; the most hideously, insanely stupid, ridiculous, fucking retarded piece of shit bike accessory i have ever seen in my fucking life, a motherfucking book holder... what in fucks name are you thinking trying to read a book while riding a bike; "i kinda wanna get hit by a car". better yet, what in the fucking fuck are the people who made piece of shit thinking "oh yeah, i mean seriously jim, theres a big market out there for people who like to enjoy a good novel while theyre on a bike ride". this is trash straight up, i hope its a joke.that concludes the idiocy of over-accessorizing your bike. ride the motherfucker, dont waste your money adding some inspector gadget junk to it, could you imagine how hideous it would be if you saw someone with all of these pieces of shit on their bike at once. fuck.
