i present to you: the "otterbox", in much the same way i would draw the curtain on the swamp boy at the county fair. now at least this is a change of pace from that last drop test... but this thing is fuckin ugly; it looks like fucking scuba gear, defeats the purpose of the slimmer profile, thoroughly defaces design factor, bulky as fuck if you pocket it, but hey, you can probably drop it from an airplane. dont follw my lead, decide for yourself, considering that both the front and back can now crack, this might be worth your while, you and your bulky submarine phone may be laughing your ass off the first time i drop this fragile little fucker.
